talk to the saint

POSTED ON Wednesday, June 27, 2007 AT 17:15 by saint cupcake

Dear Saint Cupcake, 

How come Haley’s name isn’t on your website?

Yours,
Haley’s Mom

Dear Haley’s Mom,

Here is Haley’s name. Although her name never appeared on our website until now, Haley is a HUGE part of what keeps this place going. We’d for sure be lost without her. She is one busy girl. And she has a great disposition.

Thanks for your message, Haley’s mom. We love her and we can tell you do, too.

What would this world be like without Haley? There’d be one sad corgi on our hands.

Back at you,

Saint Cupcake 

Dear ,

Hi ! I’m from Russia and I would like to meet  kind man to be my guide and maybe more.
So if you haven’t  wife or girlfriend now, you may reply.
I’m going to work in USA for five months. My friends  tell I look well enough.
Please send your letter directly  to my email mary.******@gmail.com
(this is mary.***** at gmail.com) and i send my foto to you.
I am waiting for your reply. Buy, your Mary

Dear Mary,

I can’t begin to tell you how honored I am that you have found me. I am, however, just a cupcake, standing in front of a cinnamon roll asking it to love her. No, seriously, though, thanks. I am sure you’re friends are right about you. You’re too sweet. Sweet and Russian, that is.

Love, (but not in that way)

Saint Cupcake