lookie! it’s matt and jami! and stephanie!

POSTED ON Wednesday, August 06, 2008 AT 09:41 by saint cupcake

if you haven’t already, you must go out and get yourself a copy of the august issue of portland monthly. it’s the best of the city ‘08 issue! no, we are not the favorite cupcake. but jami’s bad ass gym is the best workout. look at that butt! seriously! and boy, that matt c can sure squat like it’s no one’s business. except now, it’s everyone’s business. if you’re interested in having a butt like jami’s, check out www.recreatefitness.com.

and THEN, NOUN’S darling entrepreneur stephanie sheldon has her shop in the very same magazine hailed as portland’s best design shop! check out NOUN: a person’s place for things at www.shopnoun.com. just when we thought we couldn’t love stephanie anymore, there she is all cute and happy sitting amongst her melange of nouns old and new.

take this job and ice it.

POSTED ON Friday, August 01, 2008 AT 15:38 by saint cupcake

jaime (a.k.a. lil jaime) is our pink haired baker. she’s cute, she’s sassy and she has the most goofiest laugh you will ever hear. but whatever you do, don’t call her a cupcake robot. that won’t make her laugh. she’s not a robot. she’s a baker and she’s got mad icing skills.

look at this cake she made for devan (also known as girl devan and not to be confused with our very own boy devan. girl devan used to work here, but left to take more classes in art school. boy devan still works here but is referred to as the whistler behind his back) girl devan loves barack obama. and lil jaime was able to create His likeness out of cream cheese frosting. you just don’t see that everyday.

happy birthday, girl devan!

and lil jaime, have we told you lately that we love you?

(sorry, but obamacakes are not available. but don’t worry. neither are mccainrolls or naderpops.)

a clean machine

POSTED ON Tuesday, July 29, 2008 AT 15:06 by saint cupcake

the health inspector, affectionately known as Inspector 345, just left with his clip board and a smile. this is news worthy, right? are you dying to know what he found?

nothing dirty!

saint cupcake scored a perfect 100 after multnomah county’s finest tested our bleach buckets, took the temperature of our dishwasher (the machine, not the person), looked in our fridges, did the white glove test along our surfaces and found nary a vermon or human hair anywheres! our surprise inspection left us with nothing to improve on!

come in and get your clean cupcakes today! squeeky!

adios, shawn and sophia!

POSTED ON Friday, July 18, 2008 AT 13:33 by saint cupcake

saint cupcake hates to say goodbye, especially to really really nice people. we’ve been so lucky to have these two super sweet people working here with us, baking and icing and serving and smiling, but alas, they must leave us. sophia is moving to santa cruz to do god knows what while her boyfriend studies rocket scientry or something REALLY smart like that and shawn has been promoted at his “real job” to something that doesn’t require so much icing bag squeezing. we can honestly say that they will both be truly missed around here but we do hope they are happy in their future endeavors.

bye shawn and sophia! thanks for the good times, yo.

now let’s karaoke! on the wings of love! sister christian! what’s it going to be?

lotht and found: what’th in the bockth?

POSTED ON Friday, July 11, 2008 AT 08:47 by saint cupcake

are you or is someone you know wandering around without teeth? have you or this someone you know spent anytime in or around the parking lot outside of saint cupcake nw? have you or did someone you know lose some teeth? if you have answered yes to most of these questions, than we might have your teeth.

inside this box lie pink plastic gums embedded with pearly white falsies. they are clearly well worn, and used by someone whose apparent last meal was oreos and chewing tobacco. i found them in our employee parking lot, but after checking inside all the cupcaker’s mouthts i came to the conclusion that the dentures are an outsider’s choppers.

so let’s recap some of the things we have found at saint cupcake:

a silver sparkely baseball cap.
a check for nearly $10,000.
a mini christmas tree ornament made of tissue paper.
teeth. (*warning* the following link could sick you out)

we’ll keep the teeth on hand and far away from the bakery until they are claimed or until little jaime the baker takes them home and does something arty with them.

right now they are on the rack behind my chair here in the office and i can seriously feel them looking at the back of my neck. please hurry.