lost and found

POSTED ON Friday, May 23, 2008 AT 13:03 by saint cupcake

this is brendan, reenacting the moment when he found a check for over nine thousand dollars here at the bakery.

this is a replica of the check:

no, i’m serious. on wednesday afternoon a really big check got away from it’s payee and fluttered to the floor of saint cupcake. you just don’t see a check like that everyday. at least i don’t.  senor butterfingers left our store over 9 thousand dollars lighter. when he got to the bank and was set to deposit his mula, there was no checky. he frantically searched his pockets for the check and must have crapped his pants. he dashed back to saint cupcake to pick it back up, praying to sweet jojoba it was here. he must have gone home to change his soiled pants first, though. thanks to our trustworthy brendan, it was still in tact and uncashed. the payee told me he brought it in with him when he came to get some cupcakes, just in case his car blew up. you’re funny, dude.

now this is danny, with another lost and found item. this fabulous silver sparkly hat that would look stunning on your mom’s walking partner. do you know who this belongs to?

missing you

POSTED ON Friday, May 23, 2008 AT 09:34 by saint cupcake

this cutie pie (but really it’s a cake and it weighed 9 1/2 lbs.) made by our very own valerie, was ordered by someone who’s supervisor has been transfered out of portland. apparently, the supervisor has a running list of things that she will not miss about the rose city. we can only guess that the drizzle, no six flags theme park, and the fact that there is only one solar powered public trash compactor trash can in the whole city top that list. right? but what she will miss, they say, is us. and when i say us, i mean our cupcakes.

we’ll miss you, too, supervisor lady.

so many cupcakes so little time!

POSTED ON Thursday, May 15, 2008 AT 12:00 by saint cupcake

are you planning a superfun summertime party? were you planning to serve cupcakes? if the answer to both of these questions is “yes,” then read on:
pre-plan a little and order your cupcakes early...just a hot tip from someone on the inside. our books are filling up faster than melting cream cheese icing on a sweltering summer day, so if you want saint cupcake to come to your party, what are you waiting for? give us a call! seriously, don’t wait another minute. call jennifer or jessica today to order - 503.997.3674 or 503.916.9835.

have a great party!

brian and jeannie: was it a yes?

POSTED ON Wednesday, May 14, 2008 AT 18:02 by saint cupcake

on thursday, may 1, the saint cupcake hotline received a very important request. haley was the one who actually took the call, but when jami and jen heard what was going on, we couldn’t help but blurt out our great ideas. “tell him we’ll deliver them to her!” “i’ll do a singing telelgram!” “one cupcake should say ‘yes’ and one should say ‘no thanks!’” “no, wait. one should say ‘yes’ and the other should say ‘or yes’!” haley shhhed us into a childlike quiet with a frantic arm wave, a furrowed brow and a point to the phone to remind us that we are professionals. what she didn’t hear were our suggestions that continued in a whisper.

when haley was done with the call she let us know what was going on. “ok,” she announced. “this guy is going to propose to his girlfriend with OUR cupcakes!” although we could already tell from her end of the conversation that is what was going down, we couldn’t help but shout again at the cuteness of his gesture.

turns out, brian (the proposer) was going to congratulate jeannie (the proposee) at her school for finishing her last ever final of law school. he brought with him a bouquet of flowers, the box of cupcakes as pictured above (and made by our dear sophia) and a sparkly ring to knock it out of the park. what would have been a really sweet and thoughtful thing to do turned into the most memorable cupcake moment in history when jeannie read those cupcakes and brian forked over the rock.

“who would say no to this guy?” we asked ourselves as haley finalized the paperwork for brian’s order. “who would say no to cupcakes?”
“what about uma thurman?”
“huh?”
“you know that guy that was stalking her? what if he gave uma cupcakes with ‘will you marry me?’ on them? she might say no”
“to red velvets, though?”
“hmmm”

we’ve heard that the night brian gave jeannie the cupcakes, she and her friends partied like it was 1999 at what was supposed to be your run of the mill congratulations/going away party. the party was really her engagement party. yes, friends, it seems that brian’s plan worked. jeannie said yes to undoubtedly a very darling gentleman who is head over cupcakes in love with her.

(awww!)

*a note to brian and jeannie* thank you so much for sharing your supersweet story with us. we hope you have an amazing wedding (do think of us for your wedding cupcakes. we also do baby showers, first birthdays, and really any life cycle event you can think of) and wish you both the best of luck. may your lives continue to be filled with sweet gestures to one another. 

you take the good, you take the bad. you’re mom-like, mrs. g.

POSTED ON Wednesday, May 07, 2008 AT 09:20 by saint cupcake

edna garrett, we celebrate YOU this mother’s day. you always knew the right thing to squawk; you reached out to pre-teens glued to the tv every week watching as you spit out advice to the girls of eastland school like a magic pez dispenser of wisdom. you conquered it all, mrs. g. body image issues? BLAM!  illiteracy? KAPOW!  pot smoking? POOF! race relations? BOOM! teen runaway prostitution ring? SKIFF! cousin jeri living with a disability? you didn’t even notice....you are good people. just like a mom should be.

anyway, dear reader, she doesn’t have to be your biological mother to let her know you think she’s the bees knees. isn’t there a woman in your life that treated you like her own? then for the love of frosting AT LEAST send her a card. and if you have any kind of relationship with your own mother, she can’t be overlooked, either.

but to REALLY let her know you care, bring her some cupcakes or a saint cupcake gift certificate! order some today or stop by either location on sunday after brunch. and bring mom with you. or bring your mom-like person.

happy mother’s day!

p.s. and saint cupcake would like to give a happy mother’s day shout out to the pregnant man in bend. happy manmother’s day to you, thomas!